A mature wizard with a lust for life




Sanguinus must help me destroy the Hidden Lady.

I owe Locke 200 170 Jingle.

Hollis and I have swapped bodies.

Sanguinus is woefully misinformed about the world. I shall do my best to educate him.

Locke must introduce me to his new friend Zoltan.

Hollis needs to get laid. By me.


What her cousin Phlebas says about her:
Oh, I’ve known Sascha since we were children. Yes, yes, we studied at the Academy together. Sascha was not, shall we say, the most adept of pupils. No, she put her cleverness to other purpose – exploring the mines, going out after curfew, seducing our clients. Oh, if there was mischief to be had – Sascha was there to make it. It came as no surprise to any of us when she abandoned her studies to make her own way in the world. Her father, of course, was disappointed, but what did he expect? She is half-human after all – it wasn’t in her nature to be satisfied with the Magmin way.

What her ex-lover K’krink says about her:
Sascha? That whore – comes in one night and sweet-talks my fuckin’ skirt off me. ‘Your body many be armored, but let not your heart be so.’ Crock of shit. Leaves the next day with narry a word but my finest shadow-shells a-fillin’ her pocket! Cannae believe I ever let that fat, greasy, old bitch lay a finger on me.

What Tavernmanster Graw says about her:
Likes a good time, that one. But always seems a little desperate, if you know what I mean. Aye, she hides it well, but you can see it in her eyes. Also, she’s got a fickle relationship with her money. Comes in one day and splashes the J around like its water. Comes in a week later and ‘forgets’ to pay her tab. I like her well enough though, and I wouldn’t want to be crossing her big Karthite friend.


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